So it’s tap dancer day at Flying Pie. Guess who gets to triple timestep her way into free pizza?
Rosemary’s Baby (1968) | dir. Roman Polanski
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“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”
This long distance pillow lights up when the other person is sleeping on theirs
Why in the world would you want a pillow that lights up. You’d never get to sleep cause you’ve got a bright light in your face all night.
^ so valid
let me just park my squid
YEAH BUDDY
Bill Murray with flippers.
